I will not have pun in class

Warning: This book breaks all the rules — of grammar, logic, and good punmanship.
“I Will Not Have Pun in Class” is the laugh-out-loud collection that proves misbehavior can be hilarious — especially when it’s linguistic. Packed with rebellious wordplay, clever twists, and pun-ishment that would make any English teacher groan with pride, this is one classroom you’ll be begging to stay in after the bell rings.
From detention-worthy dad jokes to blackboard-busting one-liners, Smitty’s latest collection of puns is the literary equivalent of passing notes — if those notes were riotously funny and grammatically questionable.
This book is for:
•The class clown who got kicked out of grammar school.
•Teachers who love language (and aren’t afraid to laugh at it).
•Anyone who believes the pun is mightier than the sword.
So grab your seat, sharpen your wit, and prepare to laugh until you’re expelled. Just remember — if you get caught chuckling in public, don’t blame us. Blame Smitty.