I will not have pun in class

Warning: This book breaks all the rules — of grammar, logic, and good punmanship.

“I Will Not Have Pun in Class” is the laugh-out-loud collection that proves misbehavior can be hilarious — especially when it’s linguistic. Packed with rebellious wordplay, clever twists, and pun-ishment that would make any English teacher groan with pride, this is one classroom you’ll be begging to stay in after the bell rings.

From detention-worthy dad jokes to blackboard-busting one-liners, Smitty’s latest collection of puns is the literary equivalent of passing notes — if those notes were riotously funny and grammatically questionable.

This book is for:

• The class clown who got kicked out of grammar school.

• Teachers who love language (and aren’t afraid to laugh at it).

• Anyone who believes the pun is mightier than the sword.

So grab your seat, sharpen your wit, and prepare to laugh until you’re expelled. Just remember — if you get caught chuckling in public, don’t blame us. Blame Smitty.