Word: abatement True definition: A deduction from the full amount of a tax. My definition: A lower level of a house or building. Sentence: "We had to go into "abatement" after the tornado warning!
Word: accrue
True meaning: To periodically gain interest
My meaning: people that you hang around with or that works for you
Sentence: "Let me get "accrue" together and we will be able to do the job for you!"
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