
SMITTY
HELLO EVERYONE!! MY BOOK "I WILL NOT HAVE PUN IN CLASS" IS CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE ON AMAZON, BARNES AND NOBLE, AND ALL ONLINE BOOKSTORES BECAUSE I HAVE CANCELLED MY CONTRACT WITH MY LAST PUBLISHER! I STILL HAVE ABOUT 15 COPIES HERE ON MY WEBSITE FOR SALE WITH FREE SHIPPING AND IT WILL BE AVAILABLE AGAIN ON THE ONLINE STORES AS SOON AS I NEGOTIATE WITH ANOTHER PUBLISHER! LOOK FOR IT SOON!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTINUED SUPPORT!!
Timothy “Smitty” Smith grew up being a jokester since the age of 8.
Ever since that young age, the Lexington Kentucky native has always attempted to find humor in everyday conversations and life with family and friends. He is a man who loves to joke and is a master at “a play on words” type of humor. Once you get his style, you get his humor.
His goal for everyone who reads and hears his material is to “think outside the norm” of the original meaning of a word or phrase. Sometimes, it requires a little more thought but once you get one joke, you should get most, if not all of them. 'For a Pun Time call Smitty' is his 1st book of 2 he has written and he hopes it will brighten everyone’s day who reads it. It is full of “yo mama/family jokes”, “bad pickup lines”, and “miscellaneous play on words” jokes!
So sit back, relax, and open his book of jokes and puns and enjoy his humorous world along with him!
Please share his humor with others because one thing we all need today is more humor and laughter!
For a pun time call Smitty is also available at:
Amazon.com
Barnesandnoble.com
Walmart.com
Booksamillion.com
Kindle version
Smitty was also featured in Rolling Out magazine as a new author:
His 2nd book titled “I will not have pun in class” is a collection of 920 everyday words, their true meaning, his new “punny” meaning based on how the word sounds, and a sentence to support the new meaning in a dictionary format. It also contains over 500 first and last names that a teacher taking roll call would laugh at every day! With its 320 pages of “pun“, the best way to get full enjoyment is to say the italicized word(s) slowly!
Are you wondering where the idea came from for “I will not have pun in class”?
Ok….here’s the story:
Years ago, someone had given me an old leather daytimer/planner and it was a few months from being outdated in terms of the calendar. I used it anyway (LOL). One day I was getting rid of some stuff I had accumulated and found it and while looking through it was deciding whether to keep it or not because the calendar was outdated. I knew it had a thesaurus in the front of it, but never used it(I was used to dictionaries). I wanted so see if it was worth keeping so I started at the beginning and while reading the words alphabetically, most of them jumped out at me in terms of sounding like other words and phrases. About 20 minutes into it, I went back and started writing every word down that I could use in other ways based on how it sounded. About 4 months later, I found exactly 920 words that I had written down along with their original meaning, my “alternate” meaning, and a sentence to support my alternate meaning! At the same time, I was thinking of first and last names that sounded funny together and it grew from 120 names to over 500 names. That’s when I got the idea about a book that everyone would enjoy. I didn’t pursue it at the beginning but I was posting some of my creations on Facebook until my older brother told me “Why are you giving your stuff away…..write a book!” I took his advice and stopped posting my words and pursued the title of Author under the name Timothy Smitty Smith with my publisher Fulton Books. The rest is history!!
My book For a pun time call Smitty won Third Place at the Bookfest Awards in the Humor/Wordplay category!!!!!
https://www.thebookfest.com/award_entries/for-a-pun-time-call-smitty/
And my other book I will not have pun in class won Honorable Mention at the same Bookfest Awards in the Humor/Wordplay category!!!
https://www.thebookfest.com/award_entries/i-will-not-have-pun-in-class/
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THANK YOU Randy E. Gray II for the awesome illustrations on BOTH books!!!
THANK YOU TO THE JUDGES!!
Writer's Block Book Fair Book Presentations:
For a pun time call Smitty Reading:https://youtu.be/lnga2kf8ueg
I will not have pun in class Reading:https://youtu.be/VBBp7LqDZMU
My Author’s Page: https://amazon.com/author/ww.jokewithsmitty.com
I will not have pun in class is also available at:
FultonBooks:
https://fultonbooks.com/books/?book=i-will-not-have-%22pun%22-in-class
Amazon.com
Barnesandnoble.com
Walmart.com
Booksamillion.com
iTunes
Google Play
Please tap on “Purchase books” at the top of the page to experience a different kind of humor! * For a signed copy please state how you would like it signed in the comment section during checkout!
After reading, please check out the reviews and leave your own review at all of the above book websites! 😊😊
Here are some customer reviews from Amazon:
https://author.amazon.com/marketingAndReports/customerReviews
* Note: Signed copies are only available on this website.
Thank You for your support!
Timothy “Smitty” Smith ❤️😊
BOOK AWARDS
Thank you Bookfest!!!
My book For a pun time call Smitty won Third Place at the Bookfest Awards in the Humor/Wordplay category!!!!!
https://www.thebookfest.com/award_entries/for-a-pun-time-call-smitty/
And my other book I will not have pun in class won Honorable Mention at the same Bookfest Awards in the Humor/Wordplay category!!!
https://www.thebookfest.com/award_entries/i-will-not-have-pun-in-class/
🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
THANK YOU Randy E. Gray II for the awesome illustrations on BOTH books!!!
THANK YOU TO THE JUDGES!!

Inaugural Black Paperback Book Fair
This is the First Annual Black Paperback Book Fair created by Shajuanda Caprice held in Louisville Kentucky on July 24th 2021 in Iroquois Park.